85+ Funny Responses to “What Time Is It?”
Time is a constant in our lives, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it. Whether you’re looking to inject some humor into your day or simply want to catch someone off guard, here’s a collection of witty, clever, and downright silly responses to the age-old question, “What time is it?” Use these at your own risk – you might just become the office comedian!
1. Time to get a watch!
2. It’s half past a monkey’s arm and a quarter to his elbow.
3. Time to seize the day! (Or hit the snooze button, your choice.)
4. According to my stomach, it’s lunch o’clock.
5. Adventure time! (Cue the Finn and Jake dance.)
6. It’s later than it’s ever been before.
7. Time to face the music… and dance!
8. Hammer time! (Cue the MC Hammer shuffle.)
9. Time flies when you’re having fun, so I guess it’s been about 30 seconds since you asked.
10. It’s five o’clock somewhere! (Preferably where there’s a beach and cocktails.)
11. Time to make like a tree and leave.
12. According to my hair, it’s humidity o’clock.
13. Time to put on your positive pants and rock this day!
14. It’s a quarter past I-should-have-left-ten-minutes-ago.
15. Time to call in sick… with a case of the Mondays.
16. According to my caffeine levels, it’s time for another coffee.
17. Time to adult… or pretend to, at least.
18. It’s half past awesome and heading towards epic.
19. Time to go home! (Even if you just got to work.)
20. According to my motivation levels, it’s nap thirty.
21. Time to unleash your inner unicorn and sparkle all over this day!
22. It’s exactly one tick after the last time you asked.
23. Time to make like a banana and split.
24. According to my stress levels, it’s wine o’clock.
25. Time to put on your superhero cape and save the day!
26. It’s half past the point of no return.
27. Time to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
28. According to my phone, it’s time to charge it.
29. Time to embrace your inner sloth and move very, very slowly.
30. It’s a quarter to “I can’t even.”
31. Time to make like a magician and disappear.
32. According to my bank account, it’s broke o’clock.
33. Time to put on your thinking cap and solve world hunger. (No pressure.)
34. It’s half past the last time I checked and quarter to the next time I’ll look.
35. Time to make like a baby and head out.
36. According to my fitness tracker, it’s time to stand up and do a little dance.
37. Time to channel your inner cat and take a spontaneous nap.
38. It’s precisely now o’clock.
39. Time to make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
40. According to my imagination, it’s time to be a unicorn tamer in a parallel universe.
41. Time to put on your lucky socks and conquer the world!
42. It’s half past the point where I stopped caring about time.
43. Time to make like a roll of toilet paper and unwind.
44. According to my plants, it’s water o’clock.
45. Time to embrace your inner flamingo and stand on one leg for no reason.
46. It’s a quarter to “I should probably start that thing I’ve been procrastinating on.”
47. Time to make like a submarine and go deep.
48. According to my dog, it’s always time for walkies.
49. Time to channel your inner mad scientist and invent something ridiculous.
50. It’s exactly one second after you finished asking that question.
51. Time to make like a balloon and blow this joint.
52. According to my hunger levels, it’s snack o’clock.
53. Time to unleash your inner ninja and karate chop your to-do list.
54. It’s half past the last time I ate and quarter to the next time I’ll be hungry.
55. Time to make like a tree in autumn and leave.
56. According to my inner child, it’s playtime!
57. Time to put on your thinking sombrero and solve a mystery.
58. It’s precisely time to question why we’re so obsessed with knowing the exact time.
59. Time to make like a chameleon and blend into the background.
60. According to my procrastination levels, it’s “five more minutes” o’clock.
61. Time to channel your inner superhero and save yourself from boredom.
62. It’s half past the point of no return and quarter to “why did I agree to this?”
63. Time to make like a penguin and slide into the weekend.
64. According to my sweet tooth, it’s chocolate o’clock.
65. Time to unleash your inner rock star and air guitar your way through the day.
66. It’s exactly now, but by the time I finish this sentence, it’ll be then.
67. Time to make like a burrito and wrap things up.
68. According to my inner optimist, it’s always time to look on the bright side.
69. Time to channel your inner mad hatter and have a very merry unbirthday.
70. It’s half past “I should be more productive” and quarter to “maybe tomorrow.”
71. Time to make like a banana peel and cause some chaos.
72. According to my creativity levels, it’s brainstorm o’clock.
73. Time to put on your explorer hat and discover new realms… of procrastination.
74. It’s precisely the perfect moment to start living in the now.
75. Time to make like a slinky and fall down the stairs gracefully.
76. According to my inner foodie, it’s always time for a taste test.
77. Time to channel your inner cat and knock something off a shelf for no reason.
78. It’s half past the last brilliant idea I had and quarter to the next flash of genius.
79. Time to make like a firework and light up the sky (metaphorically, of course).
80. According to my inner philosopher, time is but an illusion.
81. Time to put on your detective hat and solve the mystery of where all your socks disappear to.
82. It’s exactly the right moment to start that interpretive dance you’ve been planning.
83. Time to make like a rubber band and stretch yourself to new limits.
84. According to my inner child, it’s always time for a good knock-knock joke.
85. Time to channel your inner weather forecaster and predict a 100% chance of awesome.
But wait, there’s more! Because time waits for no one (except maybe those with a time machine), here are a few extra responses to keep in your back pocket:
86. It’s half past the last excuse I made and quarter to the next one I’ll come up with.
87. Time to make like a mime and silently express your feelings about being asked the time.
88. According to my inner comedic genius, it’s time for a drumroll… ba dum tss!
89. Time to channel your inner yoga instructor and find your zen… or at least pretend to.
90. It’s precisely the moment to start that flashmob you’ve always dreamed of organizing.
Now that you’re armed with this extensive list of witty responses, you’ll never be caught off guard when someone asks you for the time again. Remember, timing is everything when it comes to comedy, so choose your moment wisely. And if all else fails, you can always resort to the classic, “Time to get a watch!”
In all seriousness, while these responses are fun and can add a spark of humor to your day, it’s important to remember that there’s a time and place for everything. (See what we did there?) Use these quips judiciously, especially in professional settings or with people who might not appreciate your particular brand of time-telling humor.
Moreover, the concept of time itself is fascinating. Throughout history, humans have been obsessed with measuring and tracking time, from ancient sundials to modern atomic clocks. Our relationship with time shapes our daily lives, culture, and even our language. Just think about how many time-related idioms we use every day: “time flies,” “in the nick of time,” “time is money,” and so on.
So, the next time someone asks you what time it is, you have a choice. You can simply glance at your watch or phone and give them the straightforward answer. Or, you can seize the opportunity to add a little levity to their day with one of these clever responses. After all, laughter is timeless, and a well-timed joke can make even the dullest moment memorable.
Remember, life is short, and every second counts. So why not make those seconds count by spreading a little joy and laughter? Whether you’re running late, right on time, or blissfully ignoring the clock altogether, these responses can help you approach the concept of time with a sense of humor and lightness.
Conclusion
While knowing the exact time is undoubtedly important in many situations, there’s also value in occasionally stepping back and not taking time – or ourselves – too seriously. So the next time someone asks you “What time is it?”, feel free to consult this list and respond with a dash of wit and a sprinkle of absurdity. After all, there’s no time like the present to inject a little humor into your day!
